9.05.2012

F.A.M.E. update

It's nearly 1:30 in the morning. I'm sitting at my desk in a ratty old Death Cab t-shirt and gym shorts, half working on homework and half watching old episodes of "Grey's Anatomy" on Netflix when all of a sudden my phone buzzes. I pick it up and notice that I have a new follower on Twitter. "Who could that be?" I think. I don't have too many friends in the Twitterverse and I've been getting an abundance of spam followers lately so I open up the app, fully prepared to mark it as spam. This is what I found when I logged on: 
WHAT?! WHAT?! I...don't even know. 
I have never heard of Elina Madison and I was a bit curious so I took the liberty of looking her up on IMDb.com. I found that she has had a total of 85 television and film roles, a majority of which are indie horror films that I have never heard of. Elina has also been featured in an episode of "1000 Ways to Die", Spike channels recently cancelled television show. 
As if being followed by some strange indie actress wasn't odd enough, I discovered that she has also had small roles on primetime television shows such as ABC's "Brother's & Sisters" and NBC's "Las Vegas" both back in 2007. 
My research also found that Elina has been in a couple of adult films at the beginning of her career with titles such as "The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man" (2003) and "Bloody Tease" (2004).  
After my research was over I sat dumbfounded in my chair for a few minutes. Who is Elina Madison? Why is she following my Twitter? How did she find my Twitter? I have all of these questions and I'm kind of afraid to ask her.
I sent a text message to a friend informing her of this new life development, which read: 
"So I'm pretty sure that a porn star/D-list actress starting following me on Twitter and I'm not sure how I feel about this" 
And her super helpful response was:
"Haha. Maybe this is how you will get famous."
I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that this is not the way that I want to gain fame in the celebrity world. Actually, I'm pretty sure the only real allure of fame is the money that comes with it. 
I really don't understand what's going on right now.

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