10. Paint or draw a picture
Artists always say that they use art to express themselves right? Even if you have never so much as doodled a happy face in the margin of your notes, you can use this anger and aggression to create a masterpiece. Maybe in your anger you can cut off your ear and send it to the person you're mad at because if it made van Gogh famous, it will make you famous. Send the person you're mad at a letter with your artwork and ear saying "Look what you made me do, fucker. But isn't my picture cool?"
9. Post an ambiguous rant on Facebook or Twitter
Because obviously, everyone cares about your life.
Because obviously, everyone cares about your life.
8. Read a book and drink whiskey
It'll help you understand the book better. You'll read Harry Potter and think you can do magic. It will be awesome.
6. Drink whiskey, go to the park and pop a random child's bouncy castle
The whiskey will give you an excuse to ruin little Jimmy's birthday. Because that fucker doesn't need to bounce. Watching the sad faces of kids will put your anger into perspective. You're significant other cheated on you? At least your 5th birthday wasn't ruined by drunk walking through the park.
The whiskey will give you an excuse to ruin little Jimmy's birthday. Because that fucker doesn't need to bounce. Watching the sad faces of kids will put your anger into perspective. You're significant other cheated on you? At least your 5th birthday wasn't ruined by drunk walking through the park.
5. Drive really fast in the rain listening to loud music like in the movies
Laugh in the face of danger. It makes you feel like you're in one of those awesome car chase scenes. If you're lucky, you might actually find yourself in a car chase.
Laugh in the face of danger. It makes you feel like you're in one of those awesome car chase scenes. If you're lucky, you might actually find yourself in a car chase.
4. Drink whiskey, go to the beach and stomp on children's sandcastles
Drinking and the beach go hand in hand. And it's the same concept of the bouncy castle. There's nothing more satisfying than watching the lights go out of their eyes while you destroy their hard work.Think about it, if there are less kids on the beach then you don't have to worry about getting caught by parents for drinking on the beach and the kids are doing something productive like mowing lawns or reading books. Everyone wins.
Also, sandcastles are lame.
Drinking and the beach go hand in hand. And it's the same concept of the bouncy castle. There's nothing more satisfying than watching the lights go out of their eyes while you destroy their hard work.Think about it, if there are less kids on the beach then you don't have to worry about getting caught by parents for drinking on the beach and the kids are doing something productive like mowing lawns or reading books. Everyone wins.
Also, sandcastles are lame.
3. Write a book and drink whiskey
Some of the greatest novelists wrote their tales when they were drunk. You're mad at your boss for giving that douche a raise and not you? It's time to find out if you're the next Hemingway. Use the whiskey to get your creative juices flowing. Write a story about his comeuppance. Then kill him off. If you decide to send it into a publication, change his name a little so he can't find a reason to sure you. For example: Bob Jones becomes 'Joe Bob.'
Some of the greatest novelists wrote their tales when they were drunk. You're mad at your boss for giving that douche a raise and not you? It's time to find out if you're the next Hemingway. Use the whiskey to get your creative juices flowing. Write a story about his comeuppance. Then kill him off. If you decide to send it into a publication, change his name a little so he can't find a reason to sure you. For example: Bob Jones becomes 'Joe Bob.'
2. Go to the batting cages
What's a better way to deal with your aggression than hitting the shit out of things? Take a few quarters, get a bat, and hit some balls. Not only are you working out your arms, but you're physically hitting something that could theoretically hurt a person. Have you ever been hit by a baseball or softball after someone has hit it? I have. It's not fun.
What's a better way to deal with your aggression than hitting the shit out of things? Take a few quarters, get a bat, and hit some balls. Not only are you working out your arms, but you're physically hitting something that could theoretically hurt a person. Have you ever been hit by a baseball or softball after someone has hit it? I have. It's not fun.
1. Drink a lot of whiskey
Do I need to say more?
So there you go, Marleen. Basically, drink, do something creative, beat balls, and destroy the hopes and dreams of children.
Do I need to say more?
So there you go, Marleen. Basically, drink, do something creative, beat balls, and destroy the hopes and dreams of children.
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